Thursday, February 19, 2009

new legislation

"All establishments that serve drinks, alcohol or non-alcohol, will give its customers the option of adding extra caffeine in their beverages."

Of COURSE that will get through Congress. And the President will sign it with zeal. On television. And everyone will be absolutely ecstatic.

Then I wake up.

Edit: These must be placed in every college classroom, and inside every building ever built, regardless of its use. Good coffee must be used though, none of the nasty Folgers stuff.

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